Ani May Queen

Superman of course. They may be about matched in strenght, but Superman can actually think. Also, he does not look like a gaint veggie so crazed rabbits will not attempt ...

Dude, did some one say cake? I think we should have a party. Everybody dance with me! I think that's so awesome. I'll have to look into getting a copy ...

They both hurt your brain if you eat them too fast. Why does sugar gum lose its flavor so fast?

Because the people who run the schools are sadistic. Why aren't I more focused?

Same place as the turtle with no legs: the last place you put it! Why did it snow in April?!

What time is it when your watch is broken? Time to get a new watch! When will we have nice weather?

I think you know the answer to that. Why are people mean?

Probably the same reason they never win the lottery. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Because the Sand Man has a twisted sense of humor. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Why can't we all just get along?

You have it reversed. The ocean is blue because it reflects the sky. The sky is blue due to the way light bends. In the spectrum, blue bends a certain ...

Internet, definitely. My first bet would be eBay, but shop around first, you might find a better price. If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens suicide, is it considered ...

Magic Why do dentist even bother to flavor the stuff they use to clean your teeth? It's always going to be disguisting.

It's a hippo silly. Duh, don't you know your basic math? Hippo+Hippo=cat cat+cat = fish fish+fish = goose Goose * cat = donkey Duh! Are you a ninja? Are you? ...

Because God likes the look on your face when you get hit with cold water. Why don't more people actually think?